Nothing quite shows off the love and frustration that we all embrace during married life than funny tweets. These funny tweets express our delight as well as frustration at the ups and downs of married life.
Take a look at this lot to see what we mean
1. Everchanging memories
“We don’t remember our wedding vows so sometimes I try to convince my wife that she agreed to random stuff like “I shalt neither disparage nor dismiss any favourite films from my beloved’s youth”
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2. Handled like a queen
“Hubs -Are you going to drink that entire bottle of wine? Me, “you didn’t marry no quitter”. Hubs, nodding, “My Queen”
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3. Downstaged
“Three years ago, I married the love of my life and my sister fell over”
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4. Shark Bait
“It’s fine that my wife plans beach vacations every year around Shark Week, but only referring to me as “Chum” while we’re there is a bit much!”
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5. Sleep Talking
From: Dan
“I don’t wanna talk about it until you’re about to fall asleep. Marriage”
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6. Besotted Faker
From: Wilde Thingy
“My wife told me today that I’m as handsome as the day we met. I’m 87% certain that this is actually an insult”
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7. Danger Zone
From Rodney Lacroix
“Wife: Don’t wake me up in the morning. (next morning). Me (waking wife up): Hey I can’t remember what you told me to do today”
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8. Thin Ice
“My wife threatened to beat me if I didn’t stop mansplaining things, but after five minutes of showing her how to hold the bat, she walked out”
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9. Revenge
“My wife just hit the back of my foot with the shopping cart and I’m not sure it was an accident”
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